And so the unicorn found its calling

dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

perksofbeingchinese:

inbalanced:

f4me:

this had 3k notes last night??? ok 

bringing this back

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO THOUGH

perksofbeingchinese:

inbalanced:

f4me:

this had 3k notes last night??? ok 

bringing this back

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO THOUGH

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
Anonymous

paleskinhazeleyes:

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE

jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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thelovelylittlesmile:

wiredinblogging:

#there’s nothing funnier than people in period clothes doing modern stuff


this is my favorite 

captainamericaisavirgin:

baara:

baara:

i think ive posted this before but who cares this is quality humor

#formative childhood memes