The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
I think you’re cute
cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm
I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I had high expectations and I was not let down
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
as a girl, I can confirm this is 100% true
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force.
If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America.
im great at texting
if u think about it this is kinda a summary of tumblr actually
MOST UNDERRATED MOVIE QUOTE EVER